You wake up with a fat lip.
No, my hubby did not clobber me for snoring in the middle of the night. And no, it is not the result of a middle-of-the-night-"stay-wif-me" request/argument ending in a headbutt from my toddler. It is from two zits. Yes, zits! Pimples, just below my lower lip! Not an uncommon place for me to get these precious, sometimes monthly visitors but today, they have improved on their joyfull visit by pumping up the size of my lower lip! Oh brother! I wish hubby clocked me in the middle of the night. It would at least make for a better story!!
"Oh, what happened to your lip?"
"Bar fight."
"Really?!?!"
"*sign* No. Just vengeful zits."
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I so feel your pain! I've got "adult acne." (Benzoil peroxide, it kills the bacteria).
But that hasn't been my problem this week! My Psoriatic Arthritis popped out on my face this Tuesday! (The disease can manifest itself in different ways, this I know, but I'm less than thrilled with it coming out on my face!) I've been red, itchy, hot & swollen - I looked like someone punched me in the eye! I started using vitamin e on my face yesterday and it's already worlds better!
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